ILLUSIONS

And these are not Moving!!

These Lines are Parralel..Im not kidding..check it with a ruler if u want to!!!

Think

Manhole

Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones?

Manhole

The diagonal of a square is root 2 times greater than the side of the square. Hence if one of the sides of the cover of a square manhole is kept vertically parallel to the diagonal of the manhole then the cover would fall into the drainage.

FEDEX!!!

FEDERER's DONE IT AT LAST!!

Roger Federer ended his French Open jinx when he swept past Swede Robin Soderling 6-1, 7-6, 6-4 in the final to clinch his first Roland Garros title on Sunday.

The Swiss equalled Pete Sampras's record of 14 Grand Slam titles and became the sixth man to win all four major tournaments, sealing victory in just under two hours in cloudy conditions.

"It was really not easy to deal with my emotions," said the 27-year-old Federer, who lost to world number one Rafael Nadal in the three previous finals.

"It might be the greatest victory of my career."

The 23rd-seeded Soderling had ended Nadal's four-year reign on the Paris clay in the fourth round.

"To me, he is the best player in history," the Swede said.

Federer, the second man after Andre Agassi to win all four Grand Slam titles on four different surfaces, started the match confidently by racing into a 4-0 lead with two breaks.

Soderling held serve for 4-1 but Federer, who had never lost to Soderling in nine previous matches, kept up the pressure and clinched the first set on the Swede's serve with a crosscourt passing shot.

BRIEFLY INTERRUPTED

The match was briefly interrupted after a man came on to Centre Court with a red and blue flag during the fourth game of the second set.

The man jumped from the stand opposite the media box and approached Federer, touching him with the flag.

Leaping over the net towards Soderling, the man was tackled by Roland Garros security officers and carried away from the court.

Federer lost three points in a row after the incident as Soderling levelled for 2-2.

Both players held serve to a tiebreak which Federer cruised through 7-1 after serving four aces.

The Swiss broke in the first game of the third set when his opponent sent a forehand wide and he never found a solution to turn the situation around.

Federer ended his wait on the first match point when Soderling netted a service return, the Swiss falling on his knee in tears and triggering a deafening roar from the 15,000 crowd.

Five Funny Facts

1. A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
2. A shrimp's heart is in it's head.
3. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a mili-second.
4. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
5. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Funky Finishers

Since Light travels faster than Sound --- people appear brighter before you hear them speak.


Never argue with a fool.People might not know the difference.


Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?


A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer.


Heads you lose.Tails I win.


Im 98% always right.Who cares the crap about the other 3%?


I bet you I could stop gambling.

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."


"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."


"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."


"If you love your job, you haven't worked a day in your life."


"Ninety percent of the game is half mental."


"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson Short


"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."


"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."


"I can resist everything except temptation."


"To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times."


"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."


"If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough."


"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"


"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button."


"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."


"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."


"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."


"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."


"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"

ICC T-20 Schedule

T20 World Cup Match Schedule

Match No	Match	Day	Time	Venue
1	England v Netherlands	5 June 09	17:30	Lord’s
2	New Zealand v Scotland	6 June 09	10:00	The Oval
3	Australia v West Indies	6 June 09	13:30	The Oval
4	India v Bangladesh	6 June 09	17:30	Trent Bridge
5	South Africa v Scotland	7 June 09	13;30	The Oval
6	England v Pakistan	7 June 09	17:30	The Oval
7	Bangladesh v Ireland	8 June 09	13:30	Trent Bridge
8	Australia v Sri Lanka	8 June 09	17:30	Trent Bridge
9	Pakistan v Netherlands	9 June 09	13:30	Lord’s
10	New Zealand v South Africa	9 June 09	17:30	Lord’s
11	Sri Lanka v West Indies	10 June 09	13:30	Trent Bridge
12	India v Ireland	10 June 09	17:30	Trent Bridge
13	D1 v A2	11 June 09	13:30	Trent Bridge
14	B2 v D2	11 June 09	17:30	Trent Bridge
15	B1 v C2	12 June 09	13:30	Lord’s
16	A1 v C1	12 June 09	17:30	Lord’s
17	C1 v D2	13 June 09	13:30	The Oval
18	D1 v B1	13 June 09	17:30	The Oval
19	A2 v C2	14 June 09	13:30	Lord’s
20	A1 v B2	14 June 09	17:30	Lord’s
21	B1 v A2	15 June 09	13:30	The Oval
22	B2 v C1	15 June 09	17:30	The Oval
23	D1 v C2	16 June 09	13:30	Trent Bridge
24	D2 v A1	16 June 09	17:30	Trent Bridge
25	1st Semi-Final	18 June 09	17:30	Trent Bridge
26	2nd Semi-Final	19 June 09	17:30	The Oval
27	Final	21 June 09	15:00	Lord’s

French Open-Analysis

FEDERER-The BEST!
Country Switzerland
Residence Bottmingen, Switzerland
Date of birth August 8, 1981 (1981-08-08) (age 27)
Place of birth Basel, Switzerland
Height 1.85 m (6 ft 1 in)
Weight 85.0 kg (187 lb; 13.39 st)[1]
Turned pro 1998
Plays Right-handed; one-handed backhand


Singles

Career record: 643–155 (80.6%)
Career titles: 59
Highest ranking: No. 1 (February 2, 2004)
Grand Slam results
Aus. Open W (2004, 2006, 2007)
French Open F (2006, 2007, 2008, 2009 - ongoing)
Wimbledon W (2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007)
US Open W (2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008)
Major tournaments
Tour Finals W (2003, 2004, 2006, 2007)
Olympic Games 4th place (2000)


Doubles

Career record: 112–72
Career titles: 8
Highest ranking: No. 24 (June 9, 2003)
Grand Slam Doubles results
Aus. Open 3R (2003)
French Open 1R (2000)
Wimbledon QF (2000)
US Open 3R (2002)
Major doubles tournaments
Olympic Games Gold Medal (2008)



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SODERLING

Country Sweden
Residence Monte Carlo, Monaco
Date of birth 14 August 1984 (1984-08-14) (age 24)
Place of birth Tibro, Sweden
Height 1.93 m (6 ft 4 in)
Weight 87 kg (190 lb)
Turned pro 2001
Plays Right-handed; two-handed backhand



Singles
Career record: 177–128
Career titles: 3
Highest ranking: . 15 (2 February 2009)
Grand Slam results
Aus. Open 2R (2004, 2009)
French Open F (2009 - ongoing)
Wimbledon 3R (2003, 2007)
US Open 3R (2005)


Doubles
Career record: 29–39
Career titles: 1
Highest ranking: No. 109 (11 May 2009)

Football Champs

The Red Devils have mastered it again!
Its okay Manchester united..U always have a next match agnst BARCA..

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#	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts
1	Man Utd (C)	38	16	2	1	42	13	12	4	3	25	11	+44	90
2	Liverpool	38	12	7	0	41	13	13	4	2	36	14	+50	86
3	Chelsea	38	11	6	2	33	12	14	2	3	35	12	+44	83
4	Arsenal	38	11	5	3	31	16	9	7	3	37	21	+31	72
5	Everton	38	8	6	5	31	20	9	6	4	24	17	+18	63
6	Aston Villa	38	7	9	3	27	21	10	2	7	27	27	+6	62
7	Fulham	38	11	3	5	28	16	3	8	8	11	18	+5	53
8	Tottenham	38	10	5	4	21	10	4	4	11	27	32	0	51
9	West Ham Utd	38	9	2	8	23	22	5	7	7	19	23	-3	51
10	Man City	38	13	0	6	40	18	2	5	12	18	32	+8	50
11	Wigan Athletic	38	8	5	6	17	18	4	4	11	17	27	-11	45
12	Stoke City	38	10	5	4	22	15	2	4	13	16	40	-17	45
13	Bolton	38	7	5	7	21	21	4	3	12	20	32	-12	41
14	Portsmouth	38	8	3	8	36	29	2	8	9	12	28	-19	41
15	Blackburn	38	6	7	6	22	23	4	4	11	18	37	-20	41
16	Sunderland	38	6	3	10	21	25	3	6	10	13	29	-20	36
17	Hull City	38	3	5	11	18	36	5	6	8	21	28	-25	35
18	Newcastle (R)	38	5	7	7	24	29	2	5	12	16	30	-19	34
19	Middlesbrough (R)	38	5	9	5	17	20	2	2	15	11	37	-29	32
20	West Brom (R)	38	7	3	9	26	33	1	5	13	10	34	-32	32